Bollinger Enjoys Kool Aid Too

Brooks Bollinger is totally on-board with Brad Childress’s Our Offense Doesn’t Stink campaign. Here’s what Bollinger said in defense of Chilly’s allegedly unimaginative play-calling:

After a while, people start dreaming things up about why we’re not winning. If it works, it’s imaginative. It’s a matter of execution.

Bollinger said this while hanging out at the Roger Maris Celebrity Benefit Golf Tournament in Fargo. So, you know, he’d been getting a lot of sun. Maybe he needs to wear a hat from now on to keep his brain from getting totally fried.

Seriously, did Chilly hand Bollinger a script to read from? Was he lurking in the bushes there at the golf course in Fargo, giving Brooks direction? Did Brooks make his remarks in an odd monotone? Did he ingest anything suspicious in the minutes before – like Kool Aid with a strange grittiness to it?

“It’s all about the execution.” Well, that’s what Chilly’s been saying. Nope – it’s not that his offense is lame and his play-calling suspect. It’s on the players. And at least one player agrees with this assessment. The rest will be falling into line soon. And then? The world take-over begins…