
I played for the Vikings from 1990-1994. Before that I played college ball for USC, where my nickname was “Ramrod Parker”*. I spent 3 years in the CFL with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, winning the Grey Cup in 1988. In my NFL career I threw for a total of 3824 yards with 19 TDs and 19 INTs. My last year was with San Diego in 1996. After that I became an announcer on Battlebots, then moved to ESPN where I became famous for making fun of corpse-like nerd John Clayton. Late in 2006 I was suspended for a week from ESPN for taking a picture of my penis with my cell-phone and showing it to female employees. I am a Mormon.
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