They’re Still Giving Adrian Peterson Awards
Someone thought Adrian Peterson didn’t have enough awards, so they gave him another one. Something called the Diet Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Year. Isn’t that cute? Does Adrian get a little trophy that looks like a soda can? As long as he doesn’t have to actually drink any of that swill. Seriously, I think I’d rather chug cat piss…
This thing was based on fan vote. The other candidates were Kansas City receiver Dwayne Bowe, Buffalo running back Marshawn Lynch, Cleveland left tackle Joe Thomas and San Francisco linebacker Patrick Willis. But they all suck compared to Adrian so he won.










