Adrian Peterson at the ESPYs

A few things about this clip of Adrian Peterson accepting Best Breakthrough Athlete at the ESPYs. One: That Sophia Bush chick needs a throat lozenge. Two: Zac Efron is an android. Three: Nice shot of Marcus Allen not giving a damn. Four: I love Adrian and all, but I would’ve rather seen Ana Ivanovic. That’s just me. Five: Kyle Busch? It’s Best Breakthrough Athlete, not Best Breakthrough Redneck Car Steerer. Six: Snappy suit AD. Seven: Nice of Adrian to thank mom and pops and say hi to his little girl. But no props to his offensive line? His coaches? The Bears and Chargers for not bothering to tackle him? The Vikings organization for giving him such a wonderful opportunity? Okay, I’ll go easy on him…he was nervous and forgot. But if he ever wins another ESPY, he damn well better remember. No more excuses.