10 Reasons Why Packer Fans Shouldn't Be Sad to See Favre Go

Cheer up Packer faithful…losing Brett Favre isn’t the end of the world. Here are 10 reasons why you shouldn’t be sad to see him go:

1. Now the team can finally air that horrible farty smell out of the locker room.
2. You never have to hear about Bus Cook again as long as you live.
3. No more loud banjo jams waking up the neighborhood at 3 am.
4. Aaron Rodgers is going to be great.  Seriously.  (Oh man…you guys are so screwed.)
5. Season-ending interceptions are so weak.
6. John Madden will finally stop lurking around Lambeau in his raincoat.
7. You can’t seriously have enjoyed the last few months.  Seriously…
8. Maybe now Anthony Dilweg will get his due.
9. Now you can turn your attention back to the things you’ve been neglecting the last 17 years.  Did you even realize you had a daughter?  She’s already graduated.  And your wife is sleeping with that traveling salesman.  Yeah…you have a wife.  Who did you think was doing your laundry, the clothes-fairy?  And all those meatloaves, and the fresh can of beer appearing in your hand when the last one was empty.  Yeah, that pasty white person you kept calling “Brett” when you were having what you insist on calling “sex…”
10. Residents of Green Bay…you may now take the padlocks off your medicine cabinets.