Bill Plaschke Eats a Penis

I knew I’d one day see the headline “Bill Plaschke Eats a Penis” – I just never thought it would be because he had actually literally eaten a penis (I always thought it would be more of a sex scandal thing. Him and Tony Reali caught on video in their love-nest.).

Interesting that they would refuse to eat dog penis after having already consumed ox and sheep penis. Maybe they were afraid of what their pooches would think of them. “Why you giving me that look Fido?” And Fido’s thinking, “Nice penis-breath you whore!!!”

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