Bill Plaschke Eats a Penis

I knew I’d one day see the headline “Bill Plaschke Eats a Penis” – I just never thought it would be because he had actually literally eaten a penis (I always thought it would be more of a sex scandal thing. Him and Tony Reali caught on video in their love-nest.).

Interesting that they would refuse to eat dog penis after having already consumed ox and sheep penis. Maybe they were afraid of what their pooches would think of them. “Why you giving me that look Fido?” And Fido’s thinking, “Nice penis-breath you whore!!!”

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  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    i always figured plasche to be a cocksucker

  • danzinski

    He could be worse…he could be Woody Paige.

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    yeah, him and that bitch, moriaty, or whatever the hell his name is. that round table on espn sucks shit. cause the sports writers they have there are frickin idiots. all the east and west coast bullshit makes me sick. granted i’m a cowboys fan, so i gotta pay attention to what happens in the nfc east, but way to much attention to the giants, eagles, and skins for my liking. hope favre’s happy in the big apple, cause they won’t idolize him and be so forgiving, and take him in like a good ole boy there. he’s in for a rude awakening. he had it made in greenbay. the fans worshipped him there. it won’t be like that in NYC

  • Jim

    I enjoyed this website…until now. This kind of “humor” belongs somewhere else. Thanks for sticking to football and keep this crap off the site.

  • Ryan

    This was more disturbing then seeing that Dutch guy dislocate his arm at the Olympics.

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    sorry i called plasche a cocksucker