Big Dumb Blabbermouth

NFL Commissioner Judge Roy Bean Roger Goodell has fined Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher $20,000 for mouthing off to an official during Chicago’s staggering loss to the Falcons last weekend.  No one will say what Urlacher said, but a league official characterized his words as “verbal abuse.”  Urlacher was flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct upon the incident, which took place after a replay that went against the Bears.  This only confirms what I’ve always believed about Brian Urlacher – he’s a good player, but he ain’t gonna be racking up Ken Jennings-like sums on Jeopardy! anytime soon.  Boy’s a dumb-ass.  I’m talking Pacman Jones-level dumb.  So dumb he’d probably lose his head if it weren’t attached to his shoulders.  And it is attached to his shoulders – directly.  No neck in between.  Dude’s a freak and I don’t mean that in a good way.  And did I mention that he’s a knuckle-dragging retard?

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