Judge Roy Bean Roger Goodell has fined Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher $20,000 for mouthing off to an official during Chicago’s staggering loss to the Falcons last weekend. No one will say what Urlacher said, but a league official characterized his words as “verbal abuse.” Urlacher was flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct upon the incident, which took place after a replay that went against the Bears. This only confirms what I’ve always believed about Brian Urlacher – he’s a good player, but he ain’t gonna be racking up Ken Jennings-like sums on Jeopardy! anytime soon. Boy’s a dumb-ass. I’m talking Pacman Jones-level dumb. So dumb he’d probably lose his head if it weren’t attached to his shoulders. And it is attached to his shoulders – directly. No neck in between. Dude’s a freak and I don’t mean that in a good way. And did I mention that he’s a knuckle-dragging retard?