Somebody said something yesterday about Randy Couture being the baddest man since Ivan Drago. Obviously, that person knows nothing about badness, and owes Mr. Drago and every other bad man since an apology. Randy Couture? That guy’s nothing. Former Viking training camp star Brock Lesnar kicked his tail last night at UFC 91 and Brock has only had something like 3 other fights. Couture has clearly allowed fame to go to his head, making him softer than a marshmallow. Do us all a favor from now on Randy – stick to making bad sequels to bad Dwayne Johnson movies. The Scorpion King 2? If I went into someone’s house and saw a DVD of Scorpion King 2 on their shelf I would immediately turn around and walk out. Congratulations Brock Lesnar on putting that pansy Couture in his place. I’m so glad none of these people know where I live. (The video is great – if you enjoy watching large, sweaty men attempt to knee each other in the balls for several minutes.).