Today is a great day Vikings fans, for we have learned that our savior is about to become available.
Yes, at last it has happened:
Don’t ask me why Detroit would do anything so crazy as to give away for nothing the toughest, grittiest quarterback ever to set cleats to gridiron, but they’re going to, and if the Vikings are smart, they will immediately snap him up. And with Kitna and his divine healing powers leading our offense? Winning the Super Bowl would only be the beginning. The very cosmos would tremble at our feet.