Jared Allen on Jay Cutler: "I'm Gonna Peel the Back of His Head Off the Turf"
Just encountered this video on YouTube. It’s part 2 of a little interview Westwood One did with Jared Allen backstage at the Academy of Country Music Awards (part 1 is boring name-dropping – it’s here if you must see it). The section that’s of interest to Viking fans: the Westwood One guy asks Jared about Jay Cutler going to the Bears. Jared relates a story about how, when he was overseas with the USO, someone texted him, erroneously of course, that Jay had actually gone to the Vikings. Jared then texted Jay – a guy he’s apparently tight with from their days in the AFC West – only to find out the report was indeed false. Jared then goes on to discuss his plans for Jay when they meet on the gridiron again. These plans involve making Jay hit the turf hard enough that his head will have to be peeled off it. Jared gets away with this swaggery jock stuff because, well, he walks the walk. And he’s funny in a sub-Jeff Foxworthy sort of way.
Bernie, like I said a violent game.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:18 amAs a former marine, I love Jared’s hat.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:21 amAlways liked Jared Allen. Except when he’s crushing McNabb.
April 10th, 2009 at 1:27 pmNFC north blog mentions you and your blog.
Pretty cool scoop Danzinski!
April 10th, 2009 at 1:44 pmJared Allen is going to destroy Jay Cutler and the Bears!
April 10th, 2009 at 2:46 pmThanks jeege. Unfortunately it’s also now being discussed on Bears message boards, so I’m sure we’ll soon be flooded by idiot Bears fans.
April 10th, 2009 at 2:56 pmDan,
April 10th, 2009 at 3:17 pmPriceless!!! lol , Great Post Bro…
[...] the video. (Thanks to The Viking Age for the link.) We love the cowboy hat, the broccoli-style mullet popping out the back of it, and [...]
April 10th, 2009 at 3:56 pmA player truly worthy of the Minnesota fan base. I would never endorse dirty or illegal play, but if Pace happened to clothesline him I wouldn’t be too upset.
April 10th, 2009 at 5:00 pmWhat’s Pace gonna clothesline him with, his gut?
April 10th, 2009 at 5:05 pmMaybe he’ll detach his failing knees and beat Jared with his calf muscle like a zombie.
Because other than brute calf whipping I don’t see how Pace stands a chance against Allen.
April 10th, 2009 at 5:17 pmWay to go guys, you make Pace sound truly worthy of the Chicago fan base!
April 10th, 2009 at 5:29 pmBest of luck with that Allen we’ll see what happens come game time
April 10th, 2009 at 7:01 pmYou guys are Funny!!! lol The Pace Maker!!! lol
April 10th, 2009 at 7:02 pmGene,
April 10th, 2009 at 7:04 pmI don’t think anybody is too worried…
Chuck,
April 10th, 2009 at 7:11 pmYou’re absolutely right not to worried. A healthy PACE MAKER and a good blocking back I think we got it covered. This isn’t the O-Line of 08 by any means……..
Allen will have no problem getting to Cutler. Pace was a great Olineman, but he hasnt faced the speed of the mullet malitia yet. He wont know how to handle him
April 10th, 2009 at 8:23 pmGood stuff, I was just checking out PFT and they mentioned THE VIKING AGE in one of their stories.
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/04/10/jared-allen-plans-to-give-jay-cutler-the-matt-schaub-treatment/
April 10th, 2009 at 8:58 pm[...] the fact that he’s a Viking and that stupid mullet aren’t reason enough, check out this post on the Vikings blog. Hey Jared, you’re not rushing against John St. Clair or John Tait any [...]
April 10th, 2009 at 9:07 pmThe fact that he is a Viking and the stupid mullet aren’t reason enough… lol, It’s logic like that, That makes me thankful I’m a Vikings fan… You bear fans are Pathetic…
April 10th, 2009 at 10:09 pmVIQUEENS fans, VIQUEENS fans…tell me you wouldn’t like to have Cutler over Rosenutz and T-Jaxoff…you guys keep praising the queen, VIQUEEN…dannyzaza and he is a Cubs blogger not a Twinkies blogger…he is as confused and conflicted as the rest of you VIQUEEN fans, but at least he is only half bad, since he is half a Cubs fan…
April 10th, 2009 at 11:38 pmWhat a moron. Allen should watch what he says.
Make no mistake, Cutler is no chump.
Neither is Orlando Pace.
Orlando Pace is one of the all time best LTs. Pace may be “old”, but he only gave up two sacks, last year. Last I checked, Pat Williams isn’t exactly young, either. Pace is still one of the best LTs in the league. Until Allen makes it to seven Pro Bowls, he should keep his mouth shut.
When Pace steps on the field to face Allen, this fall, Pace will be the only guy on the field that is a sure-fire first ballet Hall of Famer. Everyone else still has something to prove. Pace could retire today and the Hall of Fame would welcome him with open arms. I think that Allen is a good player, but he isn’t even the best player on the Vikings line… but he does have the biggest mouth.
April 11th, 2009 at 12:23 amYAP YAP YAP… We shall see talkers…
April 11th, 2009 at 12:36 amHey,
April 11th, 2009 at 8:44 amRat killer, Stinky fish, and Mr Goimg down,,, Allen and Cutler text themselves alot, Their Friends!!! Go back to your dens
they text themselves a lot??? is that kinda like you and Queen Dannyzaza rubbing each other’s viqueen horns???
April 11th, 2009 at 5:02 pmDeCon,
April 11th, 2009 at 5:18 pmNo, it is more like Bears smelling each others butts.
DeCon – if you’re gonna give me a name derived from a character in a Godfather movie, could we make it one of the good Godfather movies? Please?
April 11th, 2009 at 5:25 pmok, Queen Zaza, we’ll call you Fredo…
April 11th, 2009 at 7:50 pmYou do not come to Las Vegas and talk to a man like Moe Greene like that!
April 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pmI thought of Mo Greene, but he wasn’t right. Fredo is good because he wnet against the family and split his allegiances, kinda like you
April 12th, 2009 at 5:47 pm[...] Jared Allen on Jay Cutler: “I’m Gonna Peel the Back of His Head Off the Turf” [The Viking Age] [...]
April 13th, 2009 at 7:12 pmMan, I am a huge Chiefs fan and miss the hell out of this man. He is still my favorite player in the league and a turning into a viks fan because of him. I love that shirt that he has on. Anyone know if the are selling those anywhere?
April 14th, 2009 at 1:50 pmTo those saying Pace never played against Allen, the Chiefs and the Rams faced each other once a year in preseason, where Allen and Pace had multiple encounters with each other. I’m not one to do other peoples homework, so look up the preseason stats to see who won the battles.
-KCSteve
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