Keep Dreaming, Darren

Darren Sharper‘s mouth continues writing checks his old, disintegrating body can’t cash.  The latest load of unbelievable blather to drop from Darren’s ever-flapping maw was let loose during a chat on NFL.com…technically making it blather that issued from his dainty, manicured fingers, I suppose, but the spirit is the same.  Anyway, here was the quote from the new Saints safety:

I’ll be looking forward to playing the Vikings and I hope Adrian Peterson is still there so I can run through his chest.

How sad that the Vikings don’t play the Saints this year – I would truly love to watch Adrian lower his shoulder and knock that little homo Sharper into the second deck.  Let’s hope the Saints somehow squeak into the playoffs.  Then Darren can both get trucked by Adrian, and faked out of his jock by Percy Harvin who blows by him to catch the TD from…

Some quarterback wearing #4 who isn’t John David Booty.

Tags: Adrian Peterson Brett Favre Darren Sharper John David Booty Minnesota Vikings New Orleans Saints Percy Harvin

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