Brad Childress lightened things up at minicamp over the weekend by donning a spiky-hair-and-visor combo. As he explains in the video, he first wore the disguise at the Senior Bowl, complete with beard, and fooled several acquaintances into thinking he was someone else. They would’ve figured out it was him as soon as he started talking though. That dry monotone of Chilly’s is unmistakable. The hair-visor actually reminds me of golfer Ian Poulter.
All along we thought Chilly never made that trip to Mississippi to meet with Brett Favre, but now I’m not so sure. It’s possible he undertook the expedition incognito. ESPN needs to go back through all their stalkery video footage of Hattiesburg and environs, and see if they can find anyone who looks like a deranged card dealer. That’s Chilly.
Question: does the new, artificially-coiffed Chilly have any better concept of game management than the old Chilly? That’s probably asking too much.