Adrian Peterson's Heart Attack-Inducing Photo Shoot Video




This video of Adrian Peterson interacting with a fan while doing a photo shoot for ESPN the Magazine’s fantasy football issue is supposed to be adorable as hell, but to me it was horrifying.  Get him down off that forklift!  And what the hell is that pasty white dude doing holding him?  And why is he punting?  And how come I don’t see any armed guards around?  And does anyone know if that facility had carbon monoxide detectors?  My God man, you want AD to asphyxiate?

Somebody get me a brown paper bag to breathe into.

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  • Mike

    If Dunzinski really cared about AP’s safety he would want the Vikings to get Favre to pull the safeties out of the box.

  • Mike

    If Dunzinski really cared about AP’s safety he would want the Vikings to get Favre to pull the safeties out of the box.

  • http://www.thevikingage.com walkdogg

    Adrian is so cool. If he were anything, ANYTHING, like Favre he would be so butt-hurt by not being the “center stage, star of all attention”.   He is so solid, at least as long as he dips his hands in honey so he makes sure to hang on to the ball, we are in god shape.