Adrian Peterson's Heart Attack-Inducing Photo Shoot Video


This video of Adrian Peterson interacting with a fan while doing a photo shoot for ESPN the Magazine’s fantasy football issue is supposed to be adorable as hell, but to me it was horrifying.  Get him down off that forklift!  And what the hell is that pasty white dude doing holding him?  And why is he punting?  And how come I don’t see any armed guards around?  And does anyone know if that facility had carbon monoxide detectors?  My God man, you want AD to asphyxiate?

Somebody get me a brown paper bag to breathe into.

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