Matthew Stafford Has His Hair Done


New Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford gives us a behind-the-scenes look at his life as a sissyish pretty boy.  “I think we’ll go with messy, that’ll be a good look for me on the red carpet.”  Dude, are you a football player or a Jonas Brother?  Haven’t Lions fans dealt with enough shame?

Topics: Detroit Lions, Jonas Brothers, Matthew Stafford

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  • http://purplejesus.wordpress.com/ PJD

    Simply, no. Those Detroit scum bags get every little bit they deserve!

  • Mike

    Dunzinski strikes again with his meaningless articles

  • Chuck

    Mike ,
    If you ever start your own Vikings Blog, Let Us know Bro…

  • Mike

    Thanks Chuck, it is easy to get excited about the Vikings this year, unless you are Dunzinski.

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    take it easy on ole dan boys, he’s doin double duty. he writes for that all important  “pacman jonesin” too.  i think he’s like my uncle, VIKEMAN. he wants to see the vikes win, but is just tore up about the farve thing. farve is his most hated player ever. he said he’s spent over 15 years hating farve with every bone in his body. he even broke one over that s.o.b. thats what he calls him. hate is hard to over come for some. my unc’s a former veitnam vet. hate is something these guys live with on a daily bases. he’ll except farve, but is as causious as walking thru a mine field. (he phrases it) i’m think dan is one vike that maybe the same. dan and i have had our outs before, but i’ll back him on this one.  but…….unc says i still like “MIKE FARVE” he calls him. he says i think mike may be really brett farve goin on line and writin all this stuff……hey think about it????????????

  • http://lifeondumars.com/ toasterhands

    Better not tick Stafford off because if so the Lions might just win 5 games this season and one of em might be against the Vikes!!!

  • Mike

    Dunzinski would know if my internet signal was coming from Mississippi and not Minnesota.  Plus if I were Brett I would be taking a trip to Dallas to defend Deanna’s honor against your lust.

  • Mike

    Brett Favre needs our total support.  Just think how much crap he will be getting from Packers fans. 

  • http://Pennsylvania bernie jelinek

    Dave, Mike is right on this one, all of the true Vikings fans have got to get behind Favre, and toss all animosities aside. Dave i respect your uncle Vikeman, cause we both go way back as fans, but i also respect Mike and all the other fans on this web page, because they know in their hearts that this may be the season that we’ve longed for, and Brett is our main ticket  to the party(SuperBowl). I can understand the hate on both sides of the field, one being the Vikings fans who simply cannot forgive Favre for single-handedly beating us time and time again as a Cheesehead, then the Packer fans whom cannot forgive Favre for his on-again, off-again retirement, then to change sides to a division rival. Joe Montana left the Niners to go to the Chiefs, yet the outcry of  the word “traitor” was not an issue. After all the dust settles, and Favre signs and plays a few games, i believe the Viking fans will embrace him 100%, especially if he plays up to his old form. Go Vikings!!!!! 

  • All Day 28

    You know its funny cause I remember a thread awhile back where DallasDave said that his uncle had the inside scoop on everything and stated that Favre was a done deal and that his uncle was giddy and happy about it. Now its he will except Favre, but be cautious of him. Im starting to think DallasDave is secretly a closet Vikings fan, and that his Unc is a crock of shit

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    mike, i live in n.iowa….danzinski can see my signal too…you gotta be shittin me allday 28? me a viking fan???? come on . since 1969-1970 i bleed blue and shit siver, boy. i’m 47 years old and can name more viking players and things about them then you’ll ever be able too….why, because of my uncle the VIKEMAN. call him a croc of shit on this site if you want, but you’d never do it to his face, i’ll guarantee your purple ass that. i first came on this site because my uncle worries about his vikes leavin. remember????  his sources tell him it’s still a good chance. he said something big had to happen to keep them here. well did it not????did he not say his source said farve would and did sign? well? did he not say he’ll take farve, but the hate is still hard to over come? well? so where’s the croc of shit your talkin about. the only thing i’ve ever done is come on here and talk football and i like to banter with you guys cause from n.iowa, you guys are in my back yard. we’re neighbors. i go to several viking games every year because my uncle has season tickets. that makes me a viking fan.?????? if i am, why would i be in the closet then???? don’t get it…..but you pissed off the VIKEMAN, and now he’s pissed at me because i love the cowboys too. damn you allday 28. hahahaha. i don’t get it…..

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    bernie, VIKEMAN says you’re right. he will try all his might. he said he won’t wear any purple #4s (he’s got his old franny jersy), but if it’s what it takes to make the vikes a better contender and keeps them in the state, then fine by him. all day 28…..he tells me all this shit, i just write it down for him. it’s a waste of his time he says.?????and mike…..deanna is a fine woman, i mean her no harm…..hahaha. my wife even agrees with me. she admires deanna for all the cancer troubles and all.

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    this is where all the action is guys. it’s a good site. it’s close to home for me, and i like to banter with you all. good stuff. keeps me comin back. maybe that does make me a viking fan? my uncle says,” no…..! that i’m a damn cowboy fan, aint no changin his dumb ass.”

  • All Day 28

    Ah i got him all rawled up, good good, now i do see a little bit of purple when you bleed and a little bit of yellow when ya shit, its starting to over take ya

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    hahahahaha. no there ain’t no purple and yellow in this boy. i ain’t riled at  all. i think it is hilarious. VIKEMAN, on the other hand is pissed. his allegence has been called out. his excistance has been questioned. he said, “what the hell, he does’nt think i exsist? what the hell????” he’s pissed he says i’m looking for this all day 28. he said first i’ll tell him who i am….then we’ll high five and tip one for the vikes……..my uncle knows there ain’t no vike in this cowboy. promise! but i do like the attention they will get this year with farve. it will be tremendious. for business and sales. enough to fund the idea of a new stadium deal????????????hope so. good luck to you vikes this year. i will be at the last preseason game with the unc. this year…….boys will be in the dome. can’t wait

  • All Day 28

    Well have fun at the dome, im going to the preseason game against the Texas on monday night. I live outside of Houston. Good luck to your cowboys, seems like Romo got smart and got ride of that lil trick. I still dont understand how he chose he over Carrie Underwoowd, but oh well who am I , i wont ever get the chance with either, lucky ass. Brett will bring ton’s of spotlight and revenue to the Vikings this year. You know if he fails to guide us to the SB, it will still be a great year because of the exposure and the games on tv, not to mention sold out games. Him comming this year will definatly help alot with keeping the team in Minnesota where it belongs. Tell Unc too have a Newcastle on me and just swallow the Favre pride and get used to it, What size jersey does he wear i might buy him a Favre jersey if he will wear it, lol

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    thanks for the offer but you’d have to knock his ass out with a 2×4 before you could peel his franny jersy off him. he sleeps with it on when he gets home from viking games too. there won’t be any problem with him tippin a newcastle to ya, maybe 6-8? i’ll have to try newcastle. i drink alot of schells beer brewed in new ulm MINN…….good stuff…..they also brew a honker lager. i drink it in my favorite hole, “the canadian honker” in rochester, minn. have fun in houston. maybe you’ll have a chance to get to the metrodome sometime. good place to see a game actually.?? we like it. especially when the cowboys are there…..hahaha.. my unc. says hey

  • Mike

    I think I will avoid Vikings fans with Fran jerseys at the dome, after what I have said on this web site in response to Fran’s despicable tirades against that nice man Brett Favre.

  • All Day 28

    Dallasdave, ya try ya some Newcastle when you can, i got a buddy of mine that got me hooked on it not long ago. Also i have a good friend in St. Paul and she always talk’s about Dragon’s Milk Beer. She says its the best. Dunno if you have had it or ever tried it, but might be worth giving it a try

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    i’ve never tried the dragon’s milk beer, but i can say that i’ve had some that strongly resembles dragon’s piss????? have had st.pauly’s girl beer. like the girl on the bottle too. unc says that his kinda woman. bringing ya a beer, tatas hanging out of her dress, and she’s from st.paul……hell what more can ya ask for???? your friend is’nt the original st.pauly girl is sheZ???? gotta calm that vikeman down he’s been workin on a case of grainbelt premium draft. he really likes that old throwback swill. i will try newcastle as soon as i can. the way we go here, it’ll be sooner then later, i presume.

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    you’d never believe what i’m seein here; vikeman is standing on his workbench, blowin his huga viking horn, and yellin ” farve dat somebitch is comin” huuuuuuuga. i gotta take that beer away from him before he gets tossed from his own garage…..wow

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    i had to talk him down from the bench and take the horn away from him……..whew, it was like talkin down a jumper in a suicide leap. drunk bastard.

  • All Day 28

    He will eventually be drinking the Favre koolaid, let him get all sorts off drunk off that and he will be okay

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