Twitter rocks. I’m not just saying that cause I want you to follow my Twitter feed either. I’m saying it because…well, just look at the kind of cool, random stuff that pops up on there. A picture of Chad Ochocinco and Bernard Berrian dressed in hardhats – with their names written on little strips and stuck to the hardhats! In front of an apparent abandoned furniture store! What are they doing there? Are they part of some secret group of football players that goes around participating in demolitions of old furniture stores? Is the off-season really that boring for these guys?
Okay, I know what you might be thinking: Why is Bernard Berrian hanging out with Ochocinco, and should I be concerned? Bernard’s not going to change his name to something stupid and start tweeting nonsense all hours of the day and night now is he? He’s not going to make a little chart of cornerbacks he faces every week and start checking off names when he thinks he’s burned them? Gosh, I hope not. We’ve already got one big, dumb prima donna coming to the team – we don’t need two.