Everyone already knows about the Jay Glazer report from FOXSports.com that Brett Favre is coming to the Vikings according to unnamed players on the team who Glazer spoke to when he visited camp, including one player who said, “I don’t know if it’s done, but I think he’ll be in by the third preseason game.” Third preseason game! Hear that everyone? Brett Favre is coming to the Vikings!
I don’t have to tell you what this means for the Purple and Gold. Finally they will have a real quarterback with the skills and talents to lead the offense. Imagine Brett throwing to Bernard Berrian, Percy Harvin, Sidney Rice, Visanthe Shiancoe, handing off to Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor. This season is going to be the most awesome Viking season of all-time!
Too bad for Sage Rosenfels and Tarvaris Jackson, but, they suck anyway. Especially Tarvaris who can’t even read defenses in Madden 10 much less a real game. Sage makes a good back-up I guess but it doesn’t matter because Brett never misses a game, he barely ever even misses a play. And the best part of it is the Packer fans all crying in their beers because their hero has gone to Minnesota. Hope they don’t drown after they fall face-down in their mugs!
Brett Favre is The Man!
(By the way, I will be handling all the Brett Favre stories from now on, because the other guy is being difficult and doesn’t want to talk about Favre.)