Jared Allen and Brett Favre ain’t the only cold-blooded animal killers on the Vikings. As the above photo, and more like them on the Virginia Tech blog Gobbler Country, show, Adrian Peterson knows a few things about snuffing cuddly critters too.
Duck season. Wabbit season. Duck season. Wabbit season.
Okay, fine, Adrian gets his jollies by shooting animals. No skin off my nose. But does he have to make such dorky faces? “Yo, check me out, I’m dressed in camo, I’m out in the woods with some white dudes from Deliverance, and I just wasted a couple of unarmed birds. I am a bad man. Kinda.”