Jared Allen, like most people, had no idea what the word “schism” meant before it inexplicably became the nucleus around which the entire cloud of Favre-related media idiocy began orbiting. Jared says he actually thought “schism” was an STD. That’s funny. Every team should have a Jared Allen on it, a guy who can defuse annoying, irksome and possibly distracting situations via inappropriate humor.
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So you’re saying it’s not an STD? But my lady kept telling me she had a schism between her legs …
Anyone know why Jared Allen has a mullet? He explains why here
We hear that this caused a penicillin shortage in the Twin Cities.
http://realfakesports.blogspot.com/2009/08/vikings-cause-penicillin-shortage-due.html
So Brett Favre gave the entire Vikings roster the schism?
As a Packer fan, this makes Favre’s unretirement worth it. Thanks Jared!
I love this man.
HAHAHAA Jared… thats hilarious