Jared Allen Puts the Schism Thing to Bed, Jared Allen-Style


Jared Allen, like most people, had no idea what the word “schism” meant before it inexplicably became the nucleus around which the entire cloud of Favre-related media idiocy began orbiting.  Jared says he actually thought “schism” was an STD.  That’s funny.  Every team should have a Jared Allen on it, a guy who can defuse annoying, irksome and possibly distracting situations via inappropriate humor.

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