The Return of the Whizzinator


You probably thought you’d heard the last of Onterrio Smith‘s infamous Whizzinator.  Well you were wrong.  The Whizzinator has returned, and it is in the possession of a Mankato tavern owner who intends putting it on public display.

If you ever dreamed of seeing the urine-dispensing rubber penis that helped ruin Onterrio Smith’s once-promising career as an NFL running back, you soon will be able to, thanks to Matt Little of Buster’s Sports Bar & Grill, who purchased said disgusting item for $750 at an auction, and is planning to hang it behind glass.

But Little’s plans are even bigger than this:  he also wants to hold a Smith/Whizzinator reunion.

“How classic would that be?” Little said of his scheme to bring Smith and his rubber dingy back together again.

No word on whether Smith has agreed to participate.  But I’m sure Onterrio won’t mind taking an afternoon off from bagging groceries to do a little public appearance, and reminisce about his days as a laughing stock.

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