In which I make like I’m some kinda football wonk…
Cowboys: Tony Romo
There was a monkey riding on his back – or maybe it was a baby orangutan; anyway, it was some kind of small animal – until this weekend’s win vs. the Eagles when the monkey either jumped off or was forcibly removed. Now it should be easier for Romo to play, cause he no longer has some critter pooping down his neck. Also, as far as I know, he isn’t dating any pop stars who got cursed by gypsies, which is always a plus.
Vikings: Brett Favre
He could use his giant angel wings to create a mighty wind that blows the whole Cowboy defense into the cheap seats, but that would be cheating. So he will just have to employ his mystic defense-reading powers which he attained after killing Medusa and bringing her severed head back to the wizard.