“Pants on the Ground” was already sweeping the nation before Brett Favre delighted everyone with his personal rendition in the locker room after the Vikings‘ 34-3 mauling of the hapless Cowboys. Now, thanks to Brett, the song is an even bigger phenomenon than it was before.
And the man who originated the song, General Larry Platt, says he loves Brett’s version so much that he wants to hook up with Brett for a duet.
Can you imagine Brett Favre performing America’s favorite ode to anti-saggy pantsism alongside an American Idol reject who, despite being over 60 years old, can do the splits?
Yeah, me either.
Thankfully, I’m certain this is one opportunity Brett will be happy to pass up. Too bad he didn’t show as much good judgment when asked to appear in There’s Something About Mary. Now his horrible wooden acting will live forever (or until all remnants of our civilization are wiped from existence).