Titans Claim Randy Moss


The Tennessee Titans have won the Randy Moss sweepstakes.  The flightly receiver, who was cut by the Vikings Monday after just four games with the team, is expected to report to Tennessee just as fast as he can get there (hopefully he will show more urgency in getting to Tennessee than he did in running most of his routes with the Vikings).

A few pieces of advice for the Titans:  1) Submit all menus to Moss for approval before serving food.  2)  Run all game management decisions – when to go for it on fourth down, stuff like that – by him before coming to a final determination.  3)  Make sure you stock up on Pepto Bismol.

Seriously though, I hope Randy does well in Tennessee.  I wanted it to work out for him in Minnesota but, that Moss-Brad Childress combination was just toxic.  Jeff Fisher, being a coach who is respected by his players, will probably have an easier time with Moss than Chilly.  Moss got one whiff of the tense, anti-Chilly atmosphere in the Vikings locker room and that was all she wrote.

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