10 Things Viking Fans Should Be Thankful For

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Let’s take a moment out of our joyous (drunken) holiday to remember all the things we as Viking fans should be thankful for.

1. We will never again have to watch Bernard Berrian alligator-arm a pass over the middle, or let a pass clank off his chest, or make a half-hearted attempt at reaching up for a catchable ball.

2. With Christian Ponder on board we won’t have to worry about signing an over-the-hill diva QB this off-season.

3. Adrian Peterson.

4. Our awesome offensive line. Yes I’m being sarcastic.

5. Only six more weeks of Tyrell Johnson.

6. Mother Nature has thus far seen fit not to test the structural integrity of the new roof.

7. It’s been, what, a couple of weeks since any of our players got arrested?

8. Jared Allen’s pursuit of the sack record. At least we have one good reason to watch the rest of the season.

9. This whole Lions being good thing can’t possibly last much longer.

10. We know the difference between a urinal and a sink. Unlike a certain other fanbase that shall remain nameless.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Comments
  • MikeHolly

    I would rather worry about signing another over-the-hill diva QB this off-season than using another first round draft pick on a QB, which is what the Vikings must do if they ever want to challenge Green Bay.

  • http://www.vikingsschedule.org/ Vikings Schedule

    Mhmm…awesome turkey.

    There are are a couple of areas where Vikings need a serious improvement. Christian Ponder has potential but he can’t do all the job alone..

    But with all the negative buzz let’s see the positive ones…

    At least, we have Jared Allen’s performance for now.