Jay Cutler Sings “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” Badly.

July 14, 2012; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler throws out the ceremonial first pitch before the game between the Chicago Cubs and the Arizona Diamondbacks at Wrigley Field. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-US PRESSWIRE

The Seventh Inning Stretch at Wrigley Field is to random celebrities/athletes as the sarlacc is to people who tick off Jabba the Hutt. And today Jay Cutler fell straight into the sarlacc. And the sarlacc spit him right back out. Indigestion.

Cheer up Jay, it’s only a song. Seriously, does this guy ever NOT seem vaguely annoyed? Just fake it dude. You know, like Kristin Cavallari does when she’s in bed with you.

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