The Seventh Inning Stretch at Wrigley Field is to random celebrities/athletes as the sarlacc is to people who tick off Jabba the Hutt. And today Jay Cutler fell straight into the sarlacc. And the sarlacc spit him right back out. Indigestion.
Cheer up Jay, it’s only a song. Seriously, does this guy ever NOT seem vaguely annoyed? Just fake it dude. You know, like Kristin Cavallari does when she’s in bed with you.