Brett Favre has hung up the pads for good and is currently getting his football fix by coaching high school kids in Mississippi. But, believe it or not, Ed Werder is still following him around like a sad dog. Brett threw Ed a bone and sat down for an interview. A quick summary of the interview: Brett Favre is still his same old fun-loving self. Amazingly Ed doesn’t ask Favre about comeback plans. “Still got the itch Brett? Come on, say you still got the itch. Seriously Brett, please come back. My life is meaningless without you!!!”
Seriously though, just on the basis of this footage, I’d say Brett really really really is done this time. He seems content. He also looks really old. Like, grandpa old. Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull old. Jamie Moyer old. Forget it Ed, no comeback. You’re stuck down there in Mississippi until Brett lands a college job. Ed’s hoping for USC. Brett’s hoping for anyplace with hot college girls who like older guys.