Jared Allen and Donald Penn walked away from Thursday night’s game with different things. Allen left with a cut on his nose and the knowledge that he can angrily will his way into getting a sack while (undoubtedly) taunting his opponent the entire time. Penn walked away on the winning side of the game. Allen won the battle, but Penn won the war – unfortunately.
Well, now they are both reeling from the effeminate 12-year-old girl slap the NFL unleashed in response to the skirmish, $7,875.
Now THAT’S gotta hurt. I don’t know how Allen (making $11.6 million this year) or Penn ($5.1 million) will be able to make the payments.
Hey, maybe they can ask Bryant McKinnie for a loan?