First Stephen Colbert, now Ellen Degeneres. Chris Kluwe is making some big-time show-biz friends. Maybe he’ll visit Oprah next! Actually strike that. When athletes visit Oprah nowadays it’s usually not a good thing. It’s usually cause they’re confessing something. Let’s not ever see Kluwe on Oprah. No Lance Armstrong situations. By the way, nice dancing Chris. You thought that wasn’t gonna get a GIF? That gets a GIF.
Kluwe is no Fred Evans I’ll tell you that. He’s got better moves than Kyle Rudolph though. Ice auger!
Hey wait a second. Isn’t Kluwe supposed to be having surgery on his knee? How can he dance around on TV then??? Okay what’s up here? Did Kluwe fake that injury as an excuse for bad punting? Is Kluwe’s knee injury the Manti Te’o’s girlfriend of knee injuries? Nah I’m kidding. It’s just a meniscus thing. He can still walk and dance and stuff. I kid Kluwe.