Adrian Peterson Won’t Let a Little Groin Stop Him From Ripping Up the Bears

Nov 24, 2013; Green Bay, WI, USA; Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson (28) walks off the field after the Vikings and Green Bay Packers finished in a tie 26-26 at Lambeau Field. Mandatory Credit: Benny Sieu-USA TODAY Sports

The Bears have a wretched run defense. I mean it’s bad. If run defenses were cars, the Bears’ would be a rusty Pinto with three flat tires and a leaky radiator. We’re talking bad run defense here folks.

Adrian Peterson, All-World Running Back, has spent all week watching tape of this terrible Bears run defense. And dreaming at night of what he’s going to do to this terrible Bears run defense.

How is Adrian’s chronically sore groin feeling this week? Do you even need to ask?

The groin is feeling fine. Any concerns about Adrian missing this game should be put immediately to bed. They should have been put to bed a long time ago, actually. No way was Adrian going to miss this game.

Only way Adrian misses this game is if his legs get bitten off between now and Sunday. I don’t see Adrian tussling with any sharks between now and Sunday, so he’s going to make it.

How many yards will Adrian rack up against this truly dismal atrocious unspeakable God-awful Bears run defense? At least 200. That’s my official prediction. He could pop for 300. Unless he gets tired and lets Toby Gerhart get the other 100.

It would be nice of Adrian to share the wealth this weekend. Toby’s playing for a contract after all. He needs some numbers. Perfect time to get them against a genuinely awful run defense.

Monsters of the Midway? Not so much these days.

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