Here it is: NFL players re-imagined as Game of Thrones characters. Finally.
For the Vikings, Christian Ponder is Renly Baratheon and Sam Ponder is smoking hot Margaery Tyrell whom Renly was forced to marry for political reasons. I’m going to assume nothing is being implied about Christian Ponder’s sexuality here.
Without getting any more graphic than necessary…let’s just say Mike Priefer would not be a huge fan of Christian Ponder Renly Baratheon.
So Ponder was a claimant to the throne of the Seven Kingdoms before being murdered by a smoke demon spawned by his brother’s creepy priestess/lover? And Sam winds up getting married to King Joffrey?
Oh God, sorry Sam. You’re married to the worst person in the entire universe. Wait, is Johnny Manziel King Joffrey in this scenario?
I’m all confused. Also, I need to watch less television.