Folks in Southern California this morning got a nice treat in the form of a reported 4.4 earthquake.
Centered underneath the city of Los Angeles, the quake roused thousands of frightened people from bed, and about 75% of them immediately went on Twitter to talk about how freaked out they were.
Twitter user Randy Moss happened to be one of the lucky folks who experienced the quake. And he wasn’t especially thrilled about his maiden quake experience.
10th floor of a hotel an feeling a earthquake for the 1st time! Mommy
— Randy Moss (@RandyMoss) March 17, 2014
Now I have an image of Randy Moss cowering under a desk clutching his phone, peering up now and then to make sure the ceiling isn’t about to fall on him.
Don’t worry Randy, California probably won’t cleave off from the mainland like a great rocky splinter and slide into the ocean today.