Dec 29, 2013; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen (69) reacts against the Detroit Lions in the second quarter at Mall of America Field at H.H.H. Metrodome. The Vikings win 14-13. Mandatory Credit: Bruce Kluckhohn-USA TODAY Sports

Bears Fans Revive Old Jared Allen Motto For T-Shirt


Jared Allen has left his wild-man party animal persona far behind him, but at least one part of that old pre-family man Jared keeps following him around.

Wine ‘em, dine ‘em, 69 ‘em. That used to be Jared’s motto. Back when he started his bar.

Oh the double meanings. Oh the naughtiness. Oh the…

Oh there’s a t-shirt in Bears colors with that motto on it now.


I hope Bears fans realize they’re getting the tame old Jared who does whatever his wife says, not the crazy-man young Jared who once got suspended from the league for DUI.

Not that Jared is necessarily running from his past. He’s still #69. And he still probably thinks that motto is funny.

Who knows, maybe Jared wants to revive the old persona. Could the mullet be making a comeback in Chicago?

Bears fans just hope Jared can produce. Cause you know, that old production, it’s been going downhill lately. Somewhat.

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