It pains me to report that the foam cheesehead phenomenon appears to be spreading. Have a gander at these Swiss soccer fans at the World Cup.
Swiss Cheeseheads! pic.twitter.com/Ee9joxsSYQ
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) June 15, 2014
Initially I was on the fence about whom to root for in the Ecuador vs. Switzerland match, but now I’m not. I’m firmly in the Ecuador camp. I want Ecuador to absolutely stomp Switzerland.
I want those Swiss fans to get so enraged they burn their foam cheeseheads. Is that safe for the environment? I don’t care. Screw the earth. I want to see those cheeseheads go up in flames. Along with all of Zurich.
Okay that might be a little over-the-top. Still, eff Switzerland and their tax-cheat-sheltering neutral asses. Eff Roger Federer. Eff the guy Jean Dujardin played in Wolf of Wall Street. Eff the Alps.
Eff all of it. Go Ecuador.
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