I have no idea if Teddy Bridgewater can lead a professional football team to glory. Or if he can even function at a competent level as an NFL quarterback, consistently completing basic passes against NFL defenses.
But I do know that he can swish a football from full court. So that’s something.
If it ever happens that, to win a game, Teddy needs to complete a pass from full court distance to a stationary target suspended ten feet off the ground, we’ll be in good shape.
And for his next trick, Teddy Bridgewater will juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope across Niagara Falls, simultaneously reciting the Declaration of Independence.
How long until training camp?