Jun 17, 2014; Eden Prairie, MN, USA; Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder (7) throws at practice at Winter Park. Mandatory Credit: Bruce Kluckhohn-USA TODAY Sports

Ten Christian Ponder Baby Names Better Than Bowden Sainte-Claire Ponder

Christian and Samantha Ponder named their new daughter Bowden in honor of legendary former Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden. And because that wasn’t bad enough, they threw in the middle name Sainte-Claire. That is just awful. Any of these names would have been better.

1. Jimbo Dad-Gum Ponder

2. 77.3 Passer-Rating Ponder

3. Musgrave Roll-Right Ponder

4. Jennings No-Chemistry Ponder

5. Hand-Off Hand-Off Pass Ponder

6. Dalton Kaepernick Wilson Ponder

7. Leslie Correctable-Mistakes Ponder

8. Adrian Three-Wasted-Years Ponder

9. Blair Threes-Not-Sixes Ponder

10. Percy Seattle-Meltdown Ponder

It’s not too late to change your minds, guys.

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