Christian and Samantha Ponder named their new daughter Bowden in honor of legendary former Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden. And because that wasn’t bad enough, they threw in the middle name Sainte-Claire. That is just awful. Any of these names would have been better.
1. Jimbo Dad-Gum Ponder
2. 77.3 Passer-Rating Ponder
3. Musgrave Roll-Right Ponder
4. Jennings No-Chemistry Ponder
5. Hand-Off Hand-Off Pass Ponder
6. Dalton Kaepernick Wilson Ponder
7. Leslie Correctable-Mistakes Ponder
8. Adrian Three-Wasted-Years Ponder
9. Blair Threes-Not-Sixes Ponder
10. Percy Seattle-Meltdown Ponder
It’s not too late to change your minds, guys.