Niles the Negative:

Five wins? You must be out of your dang mind. Didn’t you watch them Monday night? This team will be lucky to win one more game this season, let alone three. I looked at their schedule and I’ll be darned if I can find even two more games that they have a shot in. They sure as heck ain’t gonna beat the Bears or Lions. Ditto Atlanta, New Orleans and Oakland. Maybe if they catch a couple breaks they can beat Washington or Denver but I wouldn’t bet money on either of those. If you really want to be optimistic, they’ve got two more wins in them this season. But anyone who thinks they can get to five is drinking crazy juice. With our secondary and offensive line and those joke receivers? And Leslie Frazier who couldn’t coach a pee wee team to a victory over a bunch of lawn chairs? Don’t make me laugh. The only thing we have to root for is Jared Allen breaking the sack record. And to make matters worse we have to watch the Packers win the Super Bowl again! Why I don’t take down my shotgun and blow my brains out is beyond me.

Olof the Optimist
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