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21 Jul
Everything Power Rankings – July 21
Favre backlash. New Beck. Old Tom Cruise. And Brad Childress makes like Hemingway…
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The Dark Knight | It broke the opening weekend record…maybe not so great an achievement when you realize that the much-maligned Spider Man 3 was the previous record-holder. I’m thinking I’ll hit a matinee second weekend…fewer a-holes to contend with. |
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Favre Fatigue | Favre obsession jumped the shark when Timberlake made fun of him at the ESPYs. We can now return to obsessing over normal things like the impending destruction of our civilization. |
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Beck – Modern Guilt | Remember when Beck used to be funny and clever? Sorry, but if I want avant-garde pretention,wallpaperiness and zero humor, I’ll listen to Radiohead. |
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Milwaukee Brewers | I don’t know if CC Sabathia put them over the top…but he makes them scary. Should be a great dogfight down the stretch between them and the Cubs. |
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Chilly the Fisherman | Childress caught a giant fish on vacation in Florida. He says he doesn’t fish much. I guess he’s just lucky. Hopefully, this will carry into the football season. |
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Jason Taylor | The Redskins landed Jason Taylor. The NFC East should be crazy. I still don’t see the Skins overtaking the Cowboys or Giants. Washington could be good and still finish 7-9. |
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Flents Ear Plugs | What would I do without these little suckers? I’d never get a wink of sleep. Then I’d be in an even worse mood. |
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Fog | It looks mysterious and beautiful in movies. In real life it is terrifying. |
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’80s Revival | Indiana Jones, Rocky and Rambo have all recently been resurrected. Now some studio schmos are trying to talk Tom Cruise into making Top Gun 2. Will Xenu be his co-pilot? |
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Erin Burnett | Erin takes the sting out of watching the economy slowly collapse. Does anyone know if she can cook a steak? If so, she is the perfect woman. |
Couldn’t agree more with Beck part, scared shitless of fog as well (cant see a thing), and I went opening weekend (which I never do) to the Dark Knight and dealt with an asshole lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm