Percy Harvin Dishes the Dirt on Tim Tebow

I really dig these Bob Sansevere profile pieces, and all the insight they give us into our favorite new Vikings.  This weekend, Sansevere did the one guy everyone’s most curious about, Percy Harvin.  A few of the highlights:

My biggest pet peeve? You know when girls take a shower and they leave their hair in the tub, or they leave hair in the sink and you go to brush your teeth? That irks me. That disturbs me a lot.

The worst thing I did as a kid? My sister is two years older than me. I was about 5 or 6. We had a slanted driveway, and my sister and I were in the car and just playing with the shift. We put it in reverse and we backed up into the neighbor’s house. It ran through the garage, so we had to repair the garage wall.

I never miss “Saved by the Bell.” It comes on at different times during the day.

Yeah, that’s all great.  But here’s the line that’s really news:

If I could trade places for a day with anyone, it would be my old (Florida) teammate, Tim Tebow. Some of the stuff and some of the girls and things that were thrown at him. We saw all kind of actors and news reporters just kind of blatantly say, “Tebow, I want you.” And he turned them down. I’m looking at him, like, “Man, you are crazy.”

So Tim Tebow has actors and news reporters throwing themselves at him?  Which actors and, most importantly, which reportersErin AndrewsWendy NixRachel Nichols?  Somebody needs to go Dick Cheney on Harvin and get this information out of him.  My money’s on Nix.  She seems like one of those panty-thrower types.

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  • PJD

    No way, Rachel Nichols. Andrews has her pick of the crop, but Nichols, with the red hair stigma and her rise from obscurity, looks like the cutting. emo type from college that would boink the football stars to hate herself more.

    And I would totally oblige her …

  • Mike

    Barbara Walters

  • Anthony

    I’m with PJD on this one, my money’s on Rachel Nichols.  She just has that vibe about her, even during on-air interviews with some of the questions she asks (and maybe the way she asks them), as well as some of the glances she throws.

  • Mike

    I could defintely see  Tim Tebow turning down Rachel Nichols.  But that would make Percy Harvin a scum-bag, lounge-lizard.  Add VD to his long list of character, intelligence and injury risks.

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  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    sounds to me like the ole gag rule should come into play. chilly needs to stuff a pair of gym socks in his mouth and jamb a size 12 up his ass.

  • Mike

    Keep it in your pants Percy or you’re going to wind up like T-Jack.  T-Jack got distracted last year by the medical problems of his son that he had out of wedlock.  Stop screwing around guys! You can do that after you develop into a great players.

    Danzinski is sleeping on the job, like T-Jack (see Star Tribune web site).  Today, Pat Williams confirmed what I have suspected: that T-Jack does not work hard at becoming a great QB.  It really showed at the beginning of last year. Vikings fans should not have to watch our years with Adrian Peterson wasted by T-Jack’s lack of committment.

  • a dog

    Celebrities are obsessed with tebow: Skynyrd, Kenny Chesney, Dale Earnhardt, Erin Andrews, and even Spurrier.

  • Mike

    Pat Williams also said he would welcome Favre with open arms.  He said “He’s still one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play.”
    Some are saying that Pat Williams meant that Brett Favre should be the QB of the Minnesota Vikings.

  • Mike

    Pat Williams said he would welcome Favre with open arms, which could only be as the starter. Moreover, he said “He’s still one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play” and said that Tarvaris could be great. It is becoming more and more obvious that Brett Favre is preferred by most Vikings players – Antoine Winfield, Bernard Berrian, Adrian Peterson, Ben Leber and now Pat Williams (although maybe not Greenway) – even though they can’t come right out and say it.

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