Vikings Rant
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I was so totally about to drop another Vikings Rant on you tonight. However I was going about my business and got caught off guard. I have been frustrated the last 4 years. My fantasy team is 0-4 and in my flag football league I have been nothing but open and haven’t been able to get the ball thrown in my direction. Regardless, we need a break from the Vikes and I want to share with you some back and forth I have had with peeps over at My Space…
Stephen Hawking: What is your problem? Your writing sucks.
Clint: What the hell is your problem man?
Hawking: The doctors told me I would not live to see my 23rd birthday. I’m 40+ now but I’d rather die than read you mindless crap.
Clint: Look man, I’ve been writing good stuff for 4 years and haven’t caught a break.
Hawking: 4 years too long.
Clint: Do you want to come over and write articles with me? If not sit down and shut up!
Hawking: I’m completely paralyzed and all I do is sit you numb nut.
Clint: This is so stupid.
Hawking: Don’t be mad at me dude. Write a decent article. Make a play.
Christopher Reeves: You told a paralyzed man to sit down and shut up?
Clint: What?!?! Christopher Reeves? Aren’t you dead?
Reeves: You’re so stupid. I’m Superman. You dope.
Clint: Any time you want to come over and watch film let me know! Otherwise sit down and shut up!
Reeves: I could kill you with lasers coming out of my eyes.
F.D. Roosevelt: Why are you picking on paralyzed people Starks?
Clint: FDR!! What the hell. I know you’re dead.
FDR: I could kick your ass right now.
Clint: Doubtful.
FDR: Don’t tell me what can and can’t be done!
Larry Flynt: You must be some kind of low life, classless fool to call out people with paralysis.
Clint: I’m done with this. I’ll call all of you and apologize later.
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