Olof vs Nils: Can the Vikings beat the Packers?

Can the Vikings beat the Packers on Sunday?


Heck yes they can! Did God suddenly touch the Packers on their special bits and make them indestructible? Any team can be beaten. Need I remind you this game is at the Metrodome? And who do the Packers have playing left tackle for them Sunday? It ain’t that Chad Clifton, it’s…some guy whose name I don’t remember. Needless to say, Jared Allen is going to have a field day against this no-name sub. And his buddy Brian Robison is going to kill the other guy and they’re both going to be making Aaron Rodgers sandwiches all day long! Hmm, I wonder what an Aaron Rodgers sandwich tastes like. Sort of gross I’d imagine, like really old roast beef with green stuff growing on it. And as for that long-haired so-and-so Clay Mathews…just watch what happens when Christian Ponder scrambles away from him and throws it down the field. Clay isn’t going to get so much as a mitt on Christian. I looked at the stats and do you know how many sacks Clay has this year? Exactly 2! He ain’t a Claymaker, he’s a Clayfaker! So forget it Packer fans, you ain’t going to 7-0 against the Vikings. In fact, after the Vikes crush the Cheesebrains, I bet they curl up in the fetal position entirely! They may not win another game all year!


No chance and I mean no chance. If they played this game 10 times the Vikings would win 0 of them. 0%. Hell could freeze over and we still would not win this game. The Packers are throwing the ball at 326 ypg. The Viking defenders couldn’t cover the fancy Curly Lambeau statue in front of Lambeau Stadium. Christian Ponder makes his first career start this week. Just read that again…I’ll hold…his first career start….against the reigning Super Bowl Champs that are making a travshamockery of the entire league. Not good friends. Ponder gets baptized in the raging waters that is Clay Matthews. But the Pack will struggle in stopping Adrian Peterson. They don’t need to stop Adrian Peterson. The Packers will jump on top of the Vikings early and never look back. The Packers need to contain Adrian Peterson for the 1st quarter and then it should be clear to everyone that the Viking will need to throw the ball to have any chance. Throw the ball to have any chance with a rookie QB, a porous offensive line against a defensive line that will be pinning its ears back. Look away…it’s going to be hideous.

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  • GBP

    While it is one of the more difficult road games for the Packers in recent years, I think things will be a bit different. Sure, the place will have the “canned crowd noise” but it won’t be as overwhelmingly loud as usual because I think there will be a pretty good showing of Green and Gold. Plan on a 7-0 Packers when it’s all said and done.

    And I thought you guys were are fiercest rival. . . .

  • GBP

    Typo. “are” should read “our”

  • GBP

    We do tend to think the true rivalry is in Chicago, I was talking about how the Vikings fans like to look at the Packers as their rival. Which is all well and good. You may have been the #2 rival, but that may have moved to Detroit now. We shall see.

    Who knows, from the rumors I keep hearing, the Vikings may no longer be a NFC North team in the next couple years.

  • jchris59

    Is the Olof The ‘Optomist’ misspelled on purpose?