So this happened Tuesday night. Samantha Ponder was doing a spot for ESPN and got photobombed by Sparty. That’s the Michigan State mascot for those who don’t follow Big Ten sports. This guy gets behind Samantha and flexes. Totally ruins her little television bit. The nerve of some people, I tell you.
I don’t know about you but I’d be ticked if I was Christian Ponder. I’d be like, “Hey man leave my wife alone. She’s trying to do work out there.” You know what I’d do if I was Christian? I’d find Sparty and kick his butt. I’m not kidding. I’d track that dude down and just beat the crap out of him. Curb-stomp him.
Can’t be having that. Samantha is trying to make it as a journalist. She wants to be taken seriously in that world. And this guy is all photobombing her? That’s messing with her money as far as I’m concerned. That’s basically the same as taking money out of her pocket and burning it. Christian has a right to be angry and I bet he is angry. I bet he doesn’t take this lying down. I bet he finds Sparty and lays some wood to him. Christian and a couple of his friends meet up with Sparty in the parking lot and go to town on him with bats.
Don’t mess with the Ponder dude. That guy is straight gangsta. That’s why Sam’s married to him. She has a thing for crazy guys.
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