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Your Choices for Vikings Mt. Suckmost

Which four players/coaches/owners/executives from Vikings history dropped the biggest turds in our collective faces? I asked the question last week, giving you guys 12 names to choose from. You voted for your top four. Now the votes have been tallied. The polls are closed. The results are in.

Vikings Mt. Suckmost is complete. Which four hateful faces will be carved into the dried manure of Suckmost for all times? You chose them. Here they are:

Troy Williamson

Dimitrius Underwood

Mike Lynn

Red McCombs

Two noted draft busts. The GM who traded away far too many draft picks for the underperforming Herschel Walker. And the owner who traded away Randy Moss (and also just kind of acted like a jerk all the time).

Congratulations to the four honorees. I wish I had something I could send each one of them. A little petrified dog turd maybe. Troy would just drop his. Dimitrius would probably try to stab his. Mike Lynn can’t do anything cause he’s dead. And Red McCombs? He’d probably trade the turd to Oakland.

Okay I’ll make a deal with you guys. You had to endure this exercise in negativity. I’m sure some of you were not happy about this. So here’s my agreement: I promise to never ever ever again mention any of the four people listed above. I’ll never refer to them on this blog again as long as I am here. Their names are hereby banished from these pages.

Just me doing my little part to purge Vikings history of its most hate-inspiring figures. Of course I can never scrub away the terrible memories associated with the four men. I am only a blogger after all. I am not some kind of brain-erasing wizard.

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