2,000-Yard Man Adrian Peterson Rewards Offensive Line With Snowmobiles (Video)

Oct 21, 2013; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants cornerback Trumaine McBride (38) trips up Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson (28) at Metlife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Chris Faytok/THE STAR-LEDGER via USA TODAY Sports

What do you buy the offensive line that has everything? If you’re Adrian Peterson and you want to reward them for helping you to a 2000-yard near-all-time-rushing-record-breaking MVP season, you buy them snowmobiles with their names emblazoned on the windshields.

Can you actually picture Phil Loadholt riding a snowmobile? I didn’t know they made snowmobiles that large. Also a California guy like Matt Kalil, what does he think of the whole concept of snowmobiling? Or just snow in general? Or temperatures below fifty degrees?

Well it’s the thought that counts. And if they don’t like the snowmobiles I guess they can always sell them. By the way, Adrian is actually ahead of his 2012 yardage pace if you can believe that. Of course for him to get anywhere near 2,000 again, he will have to crank it up again this year the way he did down the stretch last year. I don’t want to put anything past the superhuman Peterson but it’s going to be a tall order for him to replicate that run of games he had last season.

For him to do it, the O-line will have to get back to something like their 2012 form. Right now they’re not opening a ton of holes. They better pick it up or Adrian might take the snowmobiles back

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