Samantha Ponder is noted for not taking a lot of crap when she’s on Twitter. In fact Sam has probably blocked more trolls than almost any human on earth not named Mike Silver. So it’s no surprise that when the parody account Faux John Madden took a shot at Christian Thursday night, Sam immediately swooped in with a comeback.
Faux John Madden’s joke about Christian was so lame and obvious it could’ve been written by me.
INJURY REPORT: Christian Ponder reportedly dislocated his non interception throwing shoulder tonight.
— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) November 8, 2013
Samantha, being a true and devoted wife, was not having any of that stuff. Especially not with her man all busted up and probably crying.
@FauxJohnMadden …says the guy using a parody account who asks the injured guys wife for career help? "I'm a lil confused by ur tactics…"
— Sam Ponder (@samsteeleponder) November 8, 2013
Point goes to Sam Ponder. Faux John Madden asked her for career help? Being a fake Twitter account is a career? Dang it, I’m in the wrong line of work. Blogging is a total waste of time, what I should be doing is throwing out endless one-liners on Twitter under a fake identity that parodies a real person.