Twin Cities Beat Writer Tries to Put Marshawn Lynch In His Place

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The media seem divided about Marshawn Lynch and his Super Bowl Media Day act. Some find it amusing that Lynch continues refusing to answer questions with anything but endlessly repeated canned responses about how he only shows up to avoid being fined. Others are…a little less positively inclined toward Mr. Lynch and his antics.

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Count Pioneer-Press beat writer Brian Murphy among those who are not amused by Lynch. Murphy tweeted his take on Marshawn. And it’s sooooo hot. It’s ON FIRE!!!

Excellent point Brian. Without people like you doing the hard work you do, guys like Marshawn Lynch would be parking attendants. So Lynch and his fellow idiot football players who without football would have no other options but parking cars should just sit there answering every question the media put to them without ever pushing back against the process, no matter how ridiculously monotonous and pointless it gets.

Indulge the media because THEY HAVE A JOB TO DO TOO AND IT’S AN IMPORTANT JOB, OKAY??? LIKE THEY NEED QUOTES CAUSE WITHOUT QUOTES HOW WOULD THEY BE ABLE TO THROW TOGETHER THEIR HALF-ASSED NEWSPAPER PIECES AND KEEP GETTING PAID ENOUGH MONEY TO MAKE SURE THEIR CHILDREN CAN GO TO COLLEGE SO THEY DON’T END UP HAVING TO MAKE A LIVING GIVING MARSHAWN LYNCH LAP DANCES.

Without Brian Murphy, these guys would be nothing. And what would Brian Murphy be doing without big-time sports figures like Marshawn Lynch to “cover?” Probably be writing novels. Cause he’s a literary genius who just CHOOSES to cover sports for a living.

Just got a great idea for a reality show: Marshawn Lynch and Brian Murphy both quit their jobs and become parking attendants. I’d watch.