Jan 7, 2013; Miami, FL, USA; ESPN reporter Samantha Ponder in attendance during the first half of the 2013 BCS Championship game between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the Alabama Crimson Tide at Sun Life Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports
Samantha Ponder is noted for not taking a lot of crap when she’s on Twitter. In fact Sam has probably blocked more trolls than almost any human on earth not named Mike Silver. So it’s no surprise that when the parody account Faux John Madden took a shot at Christian Thursday night, Sam immediately swooped in with a comeback.
Faux John Madden’s joke about Christian was so lame and obvious it could’ve been written by me.
Samantha, being a true and devoted wife, was not having any of that stuff. Especially not with her man all busted up and probably crying.
Point goes to Sam Ponder. Faux John Madden asked her for career help? Being a fake Twitter account is a career? Dang it, I’m in the wrong line of work. Blogging is a total waste of time, what I should be doing is throwing out endless one-liners on Twitter under a fake identity that parodies a real person.