Minnesota Vikings Awesomeness Rankings, Week 1

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Sep 7, 2014; St. Louis, MO, USA; St. Louis Rams quarterback Shaun Hill (14) throws as Minnesota Vikings defensive end Everson Griffen (97) pressures during the first half at the Edward Jones Dome. Mandatory Credit: Jeff Curry-USA TODAY Sports

5. Everson Griffen

The Vikings were stupid for signing him to that contract.

Oh. Tell that to the Rams’ linemen he physically and emotionally abused.

What did Jared Allen do yesterday, by the way? Did he play even?