Teddy Bridgewater is Vikings rock-paper-scissors champ
By Dan Zinski
Teddy Bridgewater doesn’t mess around when it comes to rock-paper-scissors, as he proved by winning the Vikings championship.
If you’ve been paying attention to the Vikings’ official website this offseason you might have seen some clips of Teddy Bridgewater and Cordarrelle Patterson going at it on the practice field in rock-paper-scissors.
Teddy and Flash’s little practice ritual seemed like good-natured fun but apparently these guys take their rock-paper-scissors much more seriously than those clips indicated. So, the two men had to have it out in the ultimate rock-paper-scissors smackdown.
Check out the video below to see who came out on top in the championship of rock-paper-scissors, Vikings division. This is pretty brutal combat right here, so if you’re squeamish…
Well, okay, you should be able to handle it. The level of intensity does get pretty high though. This is about as tense as rock-paper-scissors ever gets.
"The Ro-Sham-Bow world championship, presented by the Minnesota @Vikings.(via Vikings)https://t.co/9KsgB1HihT— NFLonNBC (@SNFonNBC) June 17, 2016"
Teddy Bridgewater wins the rock-paper-scissors title and celebrates like a gladiator who just vanquished twenty foes in the Colosseum and was rewarded with his freedom plus a chariot full of gold and a night with the empress.
If Teddy Bridgewater becomes that super-competitive over a game of rock-paper-scissors, imagine how he gets out there on the football field. I’m actually a little scared to think about what Teddy would do if he ever won the Super Bowl.
Next: Bridgewater will work with Antonio Brown
Teddy may seem like the coolest guy in the room but he has a burning passion underneath. A burning passion to defeat his teammates at a game that isn’t really a game but is only a test of random luck.
Tic-tac-toe is more of a game than rock-paper-scissors, I mean let’s be honest. Don’t tell that to Teddy Bridgewater though. He is ferocious inside the rock-paper-scissors ring. He is the Mike Tyson of rock-paper-scissors.
Seriously, dude will bite your ear off.