May 9, 2014; Eden Prairie, MN, USA; Minnesota Vikings quarterback Teddy Bridgewater addresses the media at Winter Park Fieldhouse. Mandatory Credit: Brad Rempel-USA TODAY Sports

Vikings OTAs: Teddy Bridgewater Can Control Time By Breathing

You knew Teddy Bridgewater was a great young quarterback, but I bet you didn’t know he could control time.

Bridgewater revealed his amazing Neo-like superpower during a media session after OTA Day 5. He was asked about the speed of the NFL game vs. college and how he is adjusting to everything coming at him so much faster.

It doesn’t bother him, because he has powers.

“I can control how fast everything is going by just breathing,” Teddy revealed. “That’s been helping throughout this entire process. Just transitioning to the NFL. Just controlling your breathing, slowing things down.”

This is amazing. I don’t see how the Vikings can possibly lose a single game when they have a quarterback who can control time with breathing. Why is Teddy Bridgewater not getting all the first team reps?

Oh I get it, they’re holding him back so he doesn’t get over-confident. You are a savvy SOB Mike Zimmer. What other ego-manipulating techniques did you concoct whilst riding your tractor around your guy ranch?

Zimmer is right, we don’t want Bridgewater getting cocky. That always happens to Spider Man early in the movie. He has to learn to lose before he can learn to win.

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  • Jake

    Could you be any more of a dumbass? Seriously, you have to be the most worthless sports writer on Earth. Every time I see some worthless, idiotic article mocking a player for his breathing, or spouting nonsense about someone’s wife, or some TMZ style gossip piece it’s always something you have written. You’re fucking pathetic dude. No one wants to read your bullshit. We don’t want to read you mocking this player for what he said. There is nothing insightful or useful about anything you said here. We want to read interesting, insightful and useful articles about our favorite team. You’re a damn gossip writer, nothing more.

  • Craig Lorenz

    Dumbest article I’ve ever read. You completely miss the point of what he is saying and you are an utter moron.

  • David Mallow

    I smell a closet Butt Packer fan…

  • HeWhoKnowsAll

    Wtf did I just read… what a joke.

  • Mandy075

    That does it. Last “article” I’ll ever read from this website.

  • dmoney

    This is probably one of the worst articles on the internet I’ve ever read, period. Last time I ever visit this site.

  • yortzme

    this article was stupid. But honestly this is the most comments i have ever seen written after one of these arctical