Minnesota Vikings Week 6 Dysfunction Rankings
By Dan Zinski
Dysfunction is the name of the game for the Vikings this week. Not just on the field but reportedly in the locker room.
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Mike Zimmer is dealing with disciplinary issues. The team keeps melting down on the field. The offensive line is a mess.
Your dysfunction rankings for week 6.
10.Mike Zimmer
Poor Mike Zimmer seems like he’s on the verge of really losing it. It’s too much to ask guys to show up for meetings on time? WTF?
9. Matt Asiata
I’m starting to think Matt Asiata might not be the answer at running back. Norv Turner apparently agrees, just going by the snap count for Asiata vs. Jerick McKinnon.
There has to be a decent second running back out there somewhere on the free agent market. Somewhere. Somebody.
8. Vlad Ducasse
We knew there would be a drop off from Brandon Fusco but this is ridiculous.
7. Teddy Bridgewater
Teddy’s confidence will not be shaken by the team’s struggles. Right? RIGHT???
6. Jeff Davidson
In the offseason, Rick Spielman blocked Jeff Davidson from interviewing with the Falcons. Spielman would now happily buy Davidson a ticket to Atlanta or anywhere else he wanted to go.
5. Norv Turner
How bad it is getting for the Vikings’ offense? Norv is starting to miss Cleveland.
4. Jeff Locke
It’s not that he’s a terrible punter, it’s that he’s a terrible punter WHO WAS DRAFTED. Rick Spielman needs to swallow his pride and admit he blew it with this pick. Cut this guy and sign a real punter. Please Rick.
3. Phil Loadholt
Phil Loadholt always stinks against the Lions. Why is that?
2. Matt Kalil
It isn’t always Kalil’s fault when a Vikings QB gets sacked. Just most of the time.
1. Cordarrelle Patterson
He hasn’t been any good this year and now he’s whining about not getting the ball? Shut up, turd.
Do something in the league, then talk.