30 Sep
Brett Favre went into the Metrodome needing only one TD pass to break Dan Marino’s all-time record of 420. It didn’t take Favre long either – with 5:01 left in the first quarter, Favre shot a slant to WR Greg Jennings who walked into the end-zone. Favre, who got knocked to the ground [...]
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30 Sep
As expected, Brett Favre broke Dan Marino’s all-time TD pass record, doing it in the first quarter on a slant to Greg Jennings (after Favre saw the Vikings in blitz-mode and checked to the play). Hilariously, Favre completely ignored the taped Dan Marino congratulatory message that played on the scoreboard, using the time instead to [...]
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29 Sep
The Green Bay Packers make their annual visit to the Metrodome tomorrow – but this is no ordinary Packer/Viking showdown, for tomorrow, cheesehead god Brett Favre will attempt to pass Dan Marino and take sole possession of first-place on the all-time NFL touchdown pass list. In our house.
I ask you – could there be anything [...]
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28 Sep
Packer fans seem to think their quarterback Brett Favre is Jesus. Well, I can assure you that he certainly is not. In fact, Jesus and Brett Favre have very little in common. Here then are ten reasons Brett Favre is not Jesus:
1. Jesus was born 2000 years ago. But Brett [...]
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28 Sep
News-flash – our offensive line isn’t as good as everyone thought it was going to be. And Britney Spears sort of likes attention.
Ancient mystery news…no one knows exactly how many games Jim Marshall started in a row. Apparently stat-keepers back in 1960 didn’t bother distinguishing between a start and a game-played, so Marshall’s [...]
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27 Sep
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Again, until the champs lose, they stay number 1. That argument is getting [...]
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26 Sep
I fear Tarvaris Jackson has drunk the Kool-Aid. His alarming declaration:
No matter what the coaches call, you’ve got to execute. If we execute it right, no matter what they call, it’s going to work.
So coaches are infallible – it’s only players who screw up. Poor Tarvaris – it’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Brad Childress [...]
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26 Sep
At long last, FSB has added a second blog from the NFC North – Bear Goggles, the official home of the Monsters of the Midway. The boss over there is Chris Hayes, who’s got a ton to write about what with Rex Grossman being benched, half the defense being hurt and the team basically [...]
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25 Sep
Green Bay
All right, the Packers are 3-0, all legitimate wins against teams that were at least supposed to be good. We get to play these guys this weekend and frankly I’m not looking forward to it. I don’t care that Favre has his problems in the dome – this is a new-fangled Favre [...]
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24 Sep
Antoine Winfield may be going back into angry mode. At least that’s the indication going by his appearance on this morning’s edition of P.A. and Dubay, where he made the following remark about the upcoming match-up against the Packers and Donald Driver:
If I’m not matched up on Donald Driver one-on-one something is wrong.
And I would [...]
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